Yes? Hey it’s Hi I’m Clara. Hi. Can I come in? Yeah. What a spacious apartment. Oh and I love your It’s just a really great book with a lot of different options in it. You know, cause’ everyone has their own preference so you just… Uhh…through the woods? Oh yeah! Perfect. Ummm Is there a position that you prefer? The…the bottom Perfect. Could you umm… Sorry…could you turn that off? Oh my God! I forgot about that. Sorry.
It’s fine. Just umm… Oh you’re all set! Okay. Umm… Maybe if I ummm…. What if just…if I went… over here? So I’m just gonna….I’m just gonna lower my body really slowly on the side of you and let’s just start out with some deep breaths. Inhale and exhale. And one more time. Inhale. Good. And exhale. Are you comfortable with me putting my head on your shoulder? Okay great. okay Is that okay?
Okay. Okay I….! Ummmm. hooof! I’ m uncomfortable.
I’m so sorry. Uhhh…. We can go slower.
This isn’t working. Oh umm…. Would you prefer to chat for a little bit?
Not really. Okay. umm…. You still have 57 minutes left in your session.
I changed my mind. I’m done! I’m…. I’m so sorry. Uh… Did I upset you? I’m pretty new at this so if I did something to make you uncomfortable, you can tell me. We…could try the bed?
My bedroom is private! Of..of course. Yeah.
W-w-wait! Is that what this is!? What what is?
Are you…like…. What! No!
Cause-Cause I’m not… No I know you’re not…I…well I….pfftt I don’t know you’re not…uhhh…if you are thats…
Just mmmm Excuse me!
My cousin is gay. I…uhh Would you like a hug?
No! I would not like a hug! This was just a stupid idea. you can charge me for the full session I don’t care. O-Okay…I’ll just grab my things. Would you mind filling out this questionnaire? No I know its seems silly but it’s actually a huge help.
Look! How about I just sign the bottom and let you fill out the rest. Okay? Go crazy! Best Cuddle Session Ever!…No. That’s alright. You know… I’m proud of what I do. I’ve been told I’m very comforting and a good listener. Now I’m-I’m not good at plenty of things but I know I’m good at this. I’m sorry you’re in pain. Could you umm… Could you just…lie down with me for a second? Sure. I’m so tired. I know. I’m really… really tired.