How to suffer like a total pro: Comedian Pete Holmes on ego, judgment, and feeling special

I just flew in from L.A., and we’re here in
New York. And something that I’ll repeat in my head
over and over is resist nothing, which seems so silly. But to me, it’s a real key to happiness, is
trying to– again, Richard Rohr says, love is learning to say yes to what is. And that is one of the most fundamental spiritual–
I know people don’t like that word, and we can talk about that and how I understand that. But one of the most fundamental principles
of this thought prism is learning to say yes to what is. It is madness, as Eckhart Tolle says. It’s madness to resist what’s happening. You know what I mean? Obviously, if you can change something, if
something is unpleasant or physically painful and you can pivot, yeah, resist– resist. I’m all for that. But if your flight is delayed, you can watch
people start suffering. So there’s an unpleasant thing happening–
a flight has been delayed. But the suffering happens when you start–
and you can watch this happen from what other people and myself call the witness place. You watch yourself constructing a story. And this is where suffering comes. It’s your attachment to how you think things
should be. And of course, I still do this. Please, don’t think I’m– I’m sitting in a
chair, I’m not floating. [LAUGHS] But you see the story begin to happen. And you go, Delta or United should do better. They’re always doing this. That’s the first level. And then you start going, I’m going to miss
this thing, or, I’m going to be late to the dinner, and damn it, my ticket cost this much. This is the narrative that we build. Really, something has happened. The flight is delayed. Maybe it was completely preventable, but it’s
happening. So it’s very useful– I talk about in the
book, one of my mantras that I repeat all the day– not all the day– all the livelong
day isn’t just resist nothing, but it’s, yes, thank you. And I can’t tell you what a shortcut to peace–
real peace, not story peace– I’m being peaceful, but actual surrender peace is, yes, thank
you. Somebody, for some reason, brought my attention
to somebody that was tweeting mean things about me. I don’t know why I clicked the link. They were like, what’s up with this person? They’re tweeting mean things about you. I could have just deleted the email. I click on it. We have this weird masochistic– so I click
on it and I’m reading these, and it took me from such a nice place to such a bad place,
until I said, thank you. Oh, wow, you just called bullshit on a really
fundamental but flawed happiness system that I have running in my brain– not my heart,
in my brain. Which is that if people love me and if they
think I’m really special and if they think I’m really smart– oh, and this one thinks
I’m good looking, this one likes my shirt. I must be worthy of love. Then somebody, just as valid and just as anonymous,
says, I don’t like him. And then I start to suffer. There’s a hole– in the bowl that I hold my
love, now there’s a hole and it’s dripping out. And I told my wife, Val, I told her about
it. I was telling her how embarrassed I was that
here I am with all this knowledge of these principles, but I can be taken down with a
series of mean tweets. And I remembered in our discussion to say,
thank you. I was like, oh, right. Suffering is like sandpaper, and it’s buffing
me and it called bullshit on me. And I was like, thank you. And as soon– so here’s the thought. This guy’s being an asshole to me and I’m
clinging onto it like this. Somebody doesn’t like me. I wrote a book, maybe people won’t like my
book. Maybe they’ll think I’m stupid and unworthy. And who the fuck are you to write a book about
God and comedy? Suck a bag of shit, you fucking ass. And I’m clinging to it like this, and you
can feel it. This is obviously just a metaphor, but you
feel it internally. As soon as you say, yes, thank you, it’s still
there, but you’re giving it space. You’re going, all right, what do you got for
me? Because the night before, I’d gone to dinner
with two friends. One of them I didn’t really know. It was a friend of a friend of a friend. And I noticed at the dinner that this person
wasn’t really paying me much attention. It almost seemed like she was bothered that
I was there. Then we went to a comedy club and I performed,
and after the show, suddenly, I’m the coolest person in the world. She had 50 questions for me. She was so excited. How do you do that? How much of that was planned? And I caught myself feeling special, but even
more dangerously, feeling worthy of love. I was like, that’s right. And my ego’s going, you love me now, don’t
you? Haha! You didn’t know you were having dinner with–
[SINGS HIGH NOTE] –this. And I told Val about that, too. I was like, what am I doing? I know that that doesn’t matter, that I should
be drawing my joy and my peace from a fundamental quiet place that is not circumstantial, that
is not derived from someone liking my comedy. But there I was, feeling special. The next day, the tweets. And Val goes, ah, don’t you see? As Maya Angelou said, you can’t pick it up
and you can’t put it down. Don’t take any of it. And this is for everybody, not just comedians
and authors. This is for people. You need to find a quiet place inside where
just the fundamental fact that you are participating in reality is enough value and dignity to
draw upon at any moment, and it’s not because you had a good set and now they’re interested
in you. And just on the other side of the coin, you’re
not unworthy because somebody said you suck. Neither. Both are phenomenons in your consciousness,
and you are the quiet thing witnessing. Look at Pete, he thinks he’s special. Look at Pete, he thinks he’s a piece of shit. Fuck both of that. That’s all just the story. That’s just me going Delta shouldn’t let these
delays happen. I’m going to tweet about it. It’s all buying into something that’s causing
a lot of suffering. So even though my book can seem a little woo-woo,
maybe, to people– I’m assuming it will, at the end of the day, it is very practical to
step back and go, who’s noticing this frustration? Who’s noticing this ego buildup? And who’s noticing this sadness? And when you can rest in that, it doesn’t
become about which set of beliefs you have, which church you belong to, which symbol system
or god you like to envision. It doesn’t have anything to do with any of
that. It’s about you experiencing flow and love
and peace now, and that’s as practical as having– it’s more practical than having a
cup of coffee, because you get a headache later. [LAUGHS] So it doesn’t have to be like, oh,
we belong to– I don’t want anyone to belong to my group, I want people to suffer less. That’s it. And I’m still doing it, I’m still playing
the game. But then I remember even what I say in the
book. Yes, thank you. Oh, delay? Thank you. Because suffering is the only way we get things
done. Richard Rohr says, “You only change through
suffering, otherwise, why would you change? Why would you change?” It’s working. You’re going around being an asshole. [GARBLED WORDS] And it’s working, it’s paying
out. You’re getting a job, you’re getting a car,
you’re getting love, you’re getting food, you’re getting whatever. You need to suffer. Something has to happen that needs to be something
that takes you out of yourself and goes– not just about Tony Robbins-ing yourself and
being like, I’ve been selfish. Something that breaks you out of your identification
with the story and your own belief in your worthiness that’s based on other people’s
opinion of you. Fuck that shit. Fuck that shit. 100 years, all new people. You’ve gotta be worth something more than
just the thoughts of the mammals that happen to be walking around on this space rock right
now. That sucks. That’s a winless game. It’s a waste of time.

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  1. When you don't cRe what people think of you, a compliment and an insult mean as much as the other and that is only a momentary feeling and not a lasting feeling.

  2. I realize your flight analogy is just that – an analogy. But…it IS true that because capitalism means publicly traded companies must always grow this results in some pretty shitty outcomes…airlines now almost always oversell flights. They are almost always late. Service gets worse and worse, leg room gets tinier and tinier. Because the profits at the top must grow – and there are only so many ways to accomplish that. There are some up sides to this system…but left unchecked it eats everything in its path and then begins to consume its own tail.

  3. The power elite love people who promulgate this "be content with what is" theory. Of course THEY are not content with only $100million. They must have $500 million. And then a Billion. and on and on. But they want you and me to be CONTENT with the present and learn to not complain about the little injustices which are numerous and grow more unbearable every day.

  4. Easy for a successful white male to be happy with the "yes please" method. His problems aren't the problems of millions of Americans who can't afford a $400 emergency. His problems are that someone said something mean to him on twitter. What a fucking crock of shit.

  5. The resist nothing, yes thank you principle is so true. I used to travel alot for work and i would take a 2 hour ferry once a week; after missing enough ferries by 15 minutes and waiting 2 hours for the next one, you learn that stressing only compounds the suffering. Now i approach all traffic jams, burnt meals, malfunctioning tech, and poor service with a sociopathic grin, and say things like "wow so professional, good working this tech, way to work like you're supposed to. Wowwwww good traffic jam, great diving! wow this food was cooked with such skill! Way to go, cooking this meal appropriately in this corporate establishment, everything is exactly as it should be"

    Also im insane.

  6. When you experience self-esteem not as what “you think of you” but what “you think others think of you” then a dinner party or a night out with friends becomes an emotional roller coaster ride.

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