Sexy French Depression (feat. Rachel Bloom) – “Crazy Ex-Girlfriend”


MY EYES ARE DARK FROM SADNESS MY LIPS ARE RED FROM PAIN MY BOSOM HEAVES WITH SOBS I’M IN A SEXY FRENCH DEPRESSION I WALK OH SO SLOWLY I CAN ONLY BREATHE IN SIGHS MY BED SMELLS LIKE A TAMPON I’M IN A SEXY FRENCH DEPRESSION Oooh, Chocolat! I BLACK OUT WITH DESSERT WINE OUI, JE SUIS GARBAGE. THIS GROUT NEEDS TO BE REDONE. I’M IN A SEXY FRENCH DEPRESSION I’M IN A SEXY FRENCH DEPRESSION

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  1. I'm french and I love this song ! "Oui, je suis … garbage !" xD (totally one of my favorite lines in the song) But when I'm depressed it does not look like that at all! Haha!

  2. Oh just she says "je finirais par avoir la réSponse" (eventually I'll get the answer) but there is no "s" before the "p" it is just "réponse" but it's probably because the word "response" exists in english 🙂

  3. I was crying and had to hear this to bring myself up. Damn, depression can be horrible but this will always help. Thanks Rachel <3

  4. "Si je réfléchis sésérieusement je pourrais avoir la response " Omg I laugh so hard because of her accent in french :')

  5. I just wonder how she can change her voice like so easy. This particular voice matches this kind of songs perfectly. Oh and Je suis garbage! Lolllll I love this show so much!!

  6. they didn't have subtitles for the french part on netflix but i took french and i understood some of it and i'm proud of myself 😀

  7. My gosh this show is just so clever! This song is an exemplary showcase of it's hilarious awesomesauceness 😂

  8. Okay, so what do you think, did they really fly Bloom and a camera crew to Paris to film this song or was it bluescreened?

  9. it's funny tho that the english subs say "i'm watching a porno" but the french line she says means "i'm masturbating in front of a porno" :p

  10. waiting for rachel to write a J pop song called "cutesy anime anxiety" where she plays up the sexiness of the terrified japanese schoolgirl

  11. lmao i'm French and this accent is gold 😂😂 those R are magic
    (and btw idk if Rachel Bloom did learn French before but her pronunciation was mostly quite okay !)

  12. lmao i'm French and this accent is gold 😂😂 those R are magic
    (and btw idk if Rachel Bloom did learn French before but her pronunciation was mostly quite okay !)

  13. i just realized this isn't mocking the french. it's a criticism of the romantization of mental illness and also french stereotypes in the us.

  14. She seriously nails her French. Most of the time, when English-speaking actors have to speak french, i can't understand for the life of me what they're saying without subtitles.

  15. Oh shit now we know who the college boyfriend is. And she was going through the conversations with him, like she had them for so long and now we know. It's Robert!

  16. i can't believe that we were given a clue as to what happens in the finale of season 2! it's subtle but i think 0:53 alludes to the events that precedes all of the events on the show

  17. "Je peux résoudre mes problèmes en faisant des fixations sur tous mes cafouillages et toutes les façons de foutre en l'air ma vie au-delà de toute réparation. Si j'y réfléchis assez sérieusement je finirais par avoir la réponse mais j'ai oublié quelle était la question."

  18. "I watch porn but can only fixate on what happened in the porn stars' lives to lead them to these careers." Is she me? I thought I was the only one who did this…

  19. My eyes are dark from sadness
    My lips are red from pain
    My bosom 'eaves with sobs
    I'm in a sexy French depression
     
    I walk, oh, so slowly
    I can only breathe and sigh, oh!
    My bed smells like a tampon
    I'm in a sexy French depression
     
    J’ai acheté un livre sur John Wayne Gacy, en ligne
    Je repasse mes vieilles conversations sur AOL Instant Messenger avec mon mec à la Fac
    Je me branle sur un film porno en me demandant comment ces filles ont pu en arriver là
    Ooh, chocolat!
     
    I black out with dessert wine
    Oui, je suis garbage
    This grout needs to be redone
    I'm in a sexy French depression
     
    (spoken)
    Je peux résoudre mes problèmes en faisant des fixations sur tous mes cafouillages et toutes les façons de foutre en l’air ma vie au-delà de toute réparation. Si je réfléchis assez sérieusement je finirai par avoir la réponse, mais j’ai oublie quelle était la question. 
     
    (sung)
    I'm in a sexy French depression

  20. My eyes are dark from sadness
    My lips are red from pain
    My bosom 'eaves with sobs
    I'm in a sexy French depression

    I walk, oh, so slowly
    I can only breathe and sigh, oh!
    My bed smells like a tampon
    I'm in a sexy French depression

    J’ai acheté un livre sur John Wayne Gacy, en ligne
    Je repasse mes vieilles conversations sur AOL Instant Messenger avec mon mec à la Fac
    Je me branle sur un film porno en me demandant comment ces filles ont pu en arriver là
    Ooh, chocolat!

    I black out with dessert wine
    Oui, je suis garbage
    This grout needs to be redone
    I'm in a sexy French depression

    (spoken)
    Je peux résoudre mes problèmes en faisant des fixations sur tous mes cafouillages et toutes les façons de foutre en l’air ma vie au-delà de toute réparation. Si je réfléchis assez sérieusement je finirai par avoir la réponse, mais j’ai oublie quelle était la question.

    (sung)
    I'm in a sexy French depression

  21. I just re-watched Bonjour Tristesse again this past weekend and realized this is the Bonjour Tristesse song. I was laughing so hard. So every time the singer sad Bonjour Tristesse I said sexy French depressioon

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