Should Michael Drive The Forklift? – The Office US


– Today is safety training day. Toby is leading ours upstairs. – Eugh. But! I am giving everyone a little bit of a treat. – We are going to listen in on Darryl’s presentation to the warehouse and if I know Darryl, it gonna be something. – Now, this is the forklift. – You need a license to operate this machine. That means the upstairs office workers can’t drive it. – Quiz, Mike. Should you drive the forklift? – I can and I have to —
– No, no no no no no. – I said should you. You should not drive it. – You should not drive the forklift.
– You’re not allowed to drive the forklift. – It’s not safe; you don’t have a license. – Guys, I’m not the only one who’s driven the forklift. – Pudge has driven the forklift.
– Madge. – I thought your name was Pudge. – No, it’s always been Madge.
– Okay. – Um, her. – Her. Yes, her is qualified to work a dangerous machine. You are not. – Okay?
– Alright. – Fine.
– Do you understand that? – Yeeesh. – We do safety training every year or after an accident. – We’ve never made it a full year. – This particular time, I was reaching for a supply box on the top shelf when one office worker who shall remain nameless, kicked the ladder out from under me and yelled, – “Hey Darryl, how’s it hangin’?!” [laughter] – And I fell and busted my ankle. – I’m legitimately scared for my workers. – The baler can flatten a car engine. – It can cut off your arm and crush your entire body without skipping a beat.
– Yeah! – How many people a year do you think get their arms cut off in a baler? – Bail her? I hardly know her.
– Damn it, Michael. Pay attention, man. – Anybody want to take a guess? Anybody?
– Five bucks says it’s over fifty. – You really want to bet?
– Anybody? – Ever since March Madness ended, I am so bored.
– How many? – Okay, well… – Ten people, Michael, ten people. Would you like to be one of them? – No, don’t worry about it, we’ll just go double or nothing. – On what?
– I don’t know, something else.
– What are you guys talking about? – These are very dangerous machines down here and the upstairs workers — Michael — should not go anywhere near them. – Yes, yes, but it wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world — – It would be the worst thing in the world. It would. Very much so.
– What the hell is wrong with this man? – It’s a big red trash compactor!
– What are you — – It’s not a trash compactor!
[arguing] – I got it, I got it. Only on the rarest of occasions — – No, do not touch the — there is no occasion for you to go near this stuff, okay? [‘The Office’ theme song] (Hope I did okay subtitling! Don’t forget to subscribe to the channel, it’s seriously awesome. I mean, it’s The Office.)

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  1. There is no occasions were you would go near any of these dangerous pieces of equipment Mike none!!!!

  2. 2:30
    Mich was going to say "only on the rarest of occasions would I even go near it" but Der interupted and assumed he would say 'only on rare occasions I will touch it" and yelled at him, rip

  3. He's right, warehouse safety is important. I worked in a construction supplies store and my coworker was driving the forklift and I helped him put goods on the fork of the forklift. I once stood behind the forklift and he drove backwards and the wheel drover over my toes and he immediately stopped. Luckily I wore work boots with steel noses that day.

  4. I was so interested in watching this show. But, after a few episodes… I wanted to kill Michael Scott.

  5. Is everyone forgetting that later this episode…
    Dwight: Depression? Isn’t that just another word for feeling ‘bummed out’?
    Micheal: Dwight you ignorant slut

  6. “What the hell is wrong this man”
    Lmao there’s so much going on in this clip it’s hard pick just one or two things lol

  7. I loved how Michael asked Darryl to use the baler as his going away present when he was leaving the office. And when he refused Michael still went on to try his luck. Truly an incomplete love story. 😂

  8. Daryl looked like he was about to have some sort of episode, just barely hanging on with Michael there.

  9. Lot of moving pieces in this scene and if you had to explain this to some office newbie it will take a while and lot of laughs for sure. But if a newbie watches without a preface this scene and any scene in later seasons of office won’t make a bit sense

  10. I always hate micheal I’m these scenes because he’s so annoying and he doesn’t listen when it’s important

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